Donut Rumors

If you've heard any rumors that I have memorized the PLU (price look-up) codes for jumbo donuts and other bakery items at the grocery store, I want it to be clear that I have done no such thing. Okay, I admit that I occasionally go to the store and buy a few donuts or brownies or even cakes. But it's not like I'm there every day. And when I buy a cake for twelve, it's not like I'm going to eat the whole thing. I'm going to share it. Obviously. So if Bob from the self check-out station tells you that he saw me at City Market last week purchasing four jumbo donuts, one chocolate coconut cake, a liter of coke, and knew the PLU codes for it all just tell him that him that you know he's a liar. And if the people at my work tell you that it was no one's birthday and that I shared none of this fine food with the office, tell them that they are liars too.