Her lovin' is a wild dog, she's got the look.

Moments after he announced to me and Brad that being on the State Fair Board is "like Heaven," Troy's mood turned. He was beside himself.

"Heather and Cory had sex on my couch on New Year's Eve." He seemed certain that the catastrophe had occurred.

"Eww. How do you know?" we asked.

"Alissa told me." He said, disgusted and shaking his head. "Can you believe that?"

"Wow. So Heather told Alissa that it happened?"

"Well, yes. She indicated it."

"Indicated it?" Brad clarified. "How did Heather indicate to Alissa that she had sex with Cory on your couch on New Year's Eve."

"A wayward glance."

Well then. That settles it.