Fools of the April Variety

I don't know where this mean streak comes from. But after a month of planning, Brad and I kicked back to watch April Fools Day unfold like this:

• 4 fake letters to friends indicating that they are under surveillance for soliciting minors online and will likely be prosecuted for multiple felonies



• 2 fake letters to friends strongly implying that they have gonorrhea and/or chlamydia



• 1 fake email address, which sent out invitations and flyers to a friend's "first performance as drag queen Lola Twat"



• 1 fake paternity test, promising a 99.99% likelihood of fatherhood to an illegitimate child



• 1 saran-wrapped car



• 760 dixie cups, stapled together in one giant mass, placed on someone's porch and filled with various flavors of Kool-Aid