I arrived at trial this morning early enough to ask the court attendant for a Band-Aid for my hand.
Unfortunate Lawyer: "Thanks. I looked everywhere this morning, but could only find Spiderman, Care Bears, and Jesus Band-Aids."
Lori the Court Attendant: "Oh, I didn't know you had kids!"
Unfortunate Lawyer: "I don't."
I realize now that I probably should have thought about the quality and maturity level of my personal first-aid collection before looking at her like she was the weird one.
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