Animal Vests

When I was a law student, I took a class that required me to go to court and represent people charged with crimes under the supervision of my professor. I had assumed that I would need to buy a suit for when I appeared in court. However, on my first day of court, I had still not purchased a suit. I was afraid that I would be terribly underdressed. Then I noticed what the prosecutor was wearing: a sparkly vest with three-dimensional lions, tigers, and giraffes on it.

Well, I thought as I looked at her. Guess I don't need to buy a suit.