12.12.2008

Objection. Relevance.

Unfortunate Lawyer: I was just at a hearing where the other side offered "God’s Holy Word as Defendant’s Exhibit C" and handed the judge a Bible. I objected that "God’s Holy Word" was irrelevant. Do you think I’ll go to hell for that?

Penelope: Maybe. But you know...it's also hearsay.

No comments: