"Did you take an Ambien with your Franzia and sleep walk here?"

There's an episode of 30 Rock where Liz Lemon proclaims that she has her life together as a tooth falls out of her mouth.

This morning, as I arrived at the courthouse, I was silently congratulating myself on several things:

1 - Having a productive weekend
2 - Creating a 'budget' for myself
3 - Cleaning my house AND doing all of my laundry
4 - Going to the gym
5 - Arriving at the courthouse on time

I think the phrase "I have my life together" was actually flashing into my mind as I opened my car door and it fell off.