This is a Short Man's Room

Boss #5 and I are usually the last two people in the office at night. Yesterday, he asked if I was staying late.

“Yeah. I have a client coming in at 6:30. Why? Do you need me to write that motion for you?”

“No," he said. "I need to throw out my computer monitor and I don’t think I can reach the top of the dumpster. Can you lift it up there for me?”

“That is the weirdest thing you have ever asked me to do.”

“If that’s the weirdest thing I’ve ever asked you to do, I feel really good about my level of professionalism at the office.”