In a time when divorce rates are reaching 65%, don't you think it's time you got some marital advice from a college senior who has never been married, is not even thinking about marriage, but does like to throw down a mean party and listen to NWA? I thought so. My brother, who recently turned 21, has discovered everything you need to know about finding marital harmony: White Christmas.
Recently my brother took his new theory to the streets while out one night with a group of friends. A girl in the group got noticeably hostile and started a fight with him. She was quite a mouthy little thing. Now, you might think that my brother talked back or perhaps made a few obscene gestures. But you couldn't be more wrong. Instead, my brother interrupted the argument and sang White Christmas, the theme song from the lovely musical, and that girl shut her face. Immediately.
It's really too bad that all those people spent time writing books like Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus and The Ten Commandments of a Successful Marriage when all they had to do was give my brother a call and ask him what he thought. You can expect to see my brother on upcoming episodes of Oprah, where he will further explain the art of singing White Christmas and its application to your new marriage or other relationships.
Know what else your brother can do that you can't do? Hold everyday objects (like remote controls and wine bottles) in his normal-sized hands.
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