It's only Wednesday

...but I just sprinkled a fair amount of non-dairy creamer onto a grapefruit in my office kitchen.

A named partner in my law firm watched me do it. He then observed as I rinsed it off, replaced the creamer with sugar, and slipped out the door without a word.

I bet he's spent at least 10 minutes this afternoon considering what comparable errors I could be making in the courtroom and double-checking my malpractice insurance policy.