Reconsidering my career as a defense lawyer.

Last night, some of the guys were talking about our mutual friend/acquaintance, Rachel. In short, they think that Rachel is an obnoxious drunk who crosses the Fancy Line of Decorum expected at certain parties. Brad and I disagree. Rachel spices things up, and I have a soft spot for tiny mouthy people. Brad jumped to her defense, and as he was being sternly refuted by the guys, I tried to quickly think of something more to add on her behalf. When an opening presented itself, all I could come up with was,

"Well, there was that one time she called Jen a cunt."

Yes, everyone agreed. Yes, there was that.