As we stood outside the courtroom, I felt as though I'd won his confidence, even though he'd hired Boss 5, an attorney with 15 years of criminal defense experience, and not me. "Don't worry. I know what I'm doing," was the unspoken message that I'd conveyed.
We entered the courtroom, sat down at the defense table, and I opened his file.
Yep. That's a sock. Boss 5 likes to take his files home to work on them. He also has a 4-year old daughter.
Again...just to confirm: There was a sock. In a criminal defense file.
Things only went downhill from there.
I hope you spent the next 10 minutes trying to put it on your head.
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